1. Cagey needs more fiber in his diet- stopping at a gas station for 30 minutes is not my idea of a good time.
2. Handicap stalls put the tp too far away from the toilet. Thank you Taylor for crawling under the stall and saving your brother.
3. Micky D's and Wendy's will never get your order right...never.
4. Chick-fil-a I love that you're closed on Sundays and keeping the sabbath day holy, but danguh being resigned to Micky D's breakfast 2 days in a row is just wrong.
5. When you keep seeing Arby's signs for a beef and cheddar sandwich and you're thinking Arby's you better let Jeebs know instead of trying to make it easy on him and going for Wendy's because the kids want Wendy's. Did that sentence make sense? Probably not- what I'm getting at is- I was thinking Arby's all day and the kids opted for Wendy's so I opted for Wendy's. Jeebs came back with Wendy's for the kids and salad without the chili to go on said salad and....Arby's for him.
6. Somehow the dog can do acrobatics in his little kennel and when you get him out he will have his leg so twisted in his blanket that you have to cut his leg, I mean the blanket off.
7. NEVER take Ezra into a public restroom with you. He will say out loud that "Cagey is peeing like a dog?" I don't know what that means, but maybe using the toilet instead of a diaper somehow seems beneath him, like a dog.
Stay tuned, we have more miles to go.........
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8. When you do finally get home and you're all tired and weird from the drive, don't FaceTime with your brother because all you do is make ridiculous faces and say everything smells like bum.
She can't help it. When she is in the car for extended periods of time her "eyes start fluttering" and she "can't see anything" (like an exit or oncoming traffic). With Nessa, everything smells like bum. If there was a perfume designed by Nessa, it would be called Bum Smell.
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