Smackdown in Wonderland

I went outside to check my garden this afternoon and instead I found that big nasty smoking caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland. He wasn't smoking, but I assure you he wouldn't have had any trouble holding onto a zigar-att with his big sticky feet grabbers. He had eaten over half the leaves on my tomatillo plant. Before he could light up and start encircling me with intoxicating fumes I had to smash him. I picked up Cagey's baseball bat and smacked the *#%$%# out of him, literally. I took a picture of that too- you wanna see it? of course you do! Go ahead click on it and get a good look.That green gluck is my dang tomatillo plant that smug little nasty thing enjoyed before I smashed it out of him. Sick yet? I was dry heaving in the backyard. I really need to stop gardening- until it's my last resort for food.