New Bern House 4 Sale

Please buy my house...I worked like an african white snow flea to get it cleaned up to show today. Isn't it lovely? I love having my house perfectly clean, but getting it perfect makes me a crazy woman- just ask Jeebs. Anybody want to live in New Bern, NC? We are only an hour (or 45 min if you drive like mad) from the beach. Come on you know you wanna. Please....please...please